Can I get a little meta? I want to tell you a bit about the process of testing toys.
I have a real, live relationship with a real and wonderful guy. Notice, I said relationship, not laboratory. Sometimes I can’t believe how patient T is with me and this boatload of sex toys that shows up on our front porch on a regular basis. I am committed to testing each item I receive as thoroughly as possible, and I try to test them like I’m not obligated to. That is, I’m not always in the mood for butt plugs, or kink, or sometimes… sometimes I’m not in the mood for toys at all. Sometimes I just want to have sex with my boyfriend, no frills. Okay okay okay, nothing more than my cheapo pocket rocket. I want to choose my toys organically, to test them out when I’m in the mood for them. It seems more fair to the toys, their manufacturers, and the companies that send them to me that way.
But… I have real life, and I have these toys to review. Much of the time, I have to muster up all the sexual creativity I have and find ways to foster a satisfying sex life both for me and for T, and write about the toys.
That’s why I almost didn’t mind that I was without T for a few nights this last weekend. I was completely alone for a few days with no interruptions. I had time to read a little erotica, watch a little porn, and take my time to play with toys at my own pace. If I hadn’t forgotten the lube, conditions would have been absolutely perfect for flood of new reviews!
Um. Best sex toy photograph ever taken? Yes. Wow.