fucking awesome

My favorite kind of dildo is exactly opposite from my preference in men: I like my insertables short and stout and my men long and lean.  When Babeland offered up the Buster for review, how could I resist?

What it is:

The Buster is a semi-realistic silicone dildo with a suction cup at its base.  It’s only about 5.25″ long, but don’t let that fool you into thinking that this is a small insertable.  It happens to be almost 2″ in diameter!  This is a dildo for those who like girth.  It is also slightly curved, making g-spot stimulation a strong possibility with this toy.

I say semi-realistic because of the orchid color and overall smooth texture, but the Buster does have a pronounced head and ridge running the length of its bottom side, just like a real penis.

The silicone used here is 100% medical grade, meaning you can boil it, bleach it, or run it through the dish washer to sterilize it.  It can be shared once sterilized in one of these ways.  For everyday cleaning, just wash it with mild soap and warm water.  The Buster is appropriate for either vaginal or anal use due to the flared base, but be sure to sterilize it if you plan to use it vaginally after using it anally.

A toy this big should be used with lube, but make it water-based or else you may have an adverse reaction between the toy and any silicone-based lube.  If you absolutely must use silicone-based lube, do a spot-test somewhere on the base first to make sure it won’t destroy your new toy.

First impressions:

The packaging of the Buster is clean and simple.  It comes in a plastic clamshell with basic information about the toy.  No fake-looking porn women.  Nice.

The Buster is pretty hefty and feels nice to hold.  The silicone is relatively firm, and the shaft isn’t terribly bendy.  The suction cup, however, is fairly flexible, and as a result is very effective.  Once out of the packaging, I stuck Buster to the TV, to the bottom of the glass coffee table, to the inside of the fridge… it stuck to any semi-glossy surface I could find.

What? No, of course that’s not my game of FFXII. My characters are all at *much* higher levels.

The one problem with Buster is that it has a slight imperfection at the very tip.  It’s likely some sort of leftover nub of silicone from the molding process, but could create difficulties in cleaning if close attention is not paid.

Actual use:

The Buster feels awesome!  Okay, okay, I know.  I like big toys.  But the slight curve of the shaft combined with the girth makes one of my favorite combinations for g-spot stimulation.  The area just inside of the vagina opening has a ton of nerve endings, and I love having them stimulated by something sizeable, like the Buster or T’s cock.  Put that together with an angle that produces firm pressure on my g-spot (easier with a slightly curved toy, like the Buster) and some moderately strong vibration on my clit and I am pretty much guaranteed to have a mind-blowing orgasm within minutes.  Pretty good for me, the girl notorious for taking absolutely forever.

While I don’t really have any fuckable surfaces in my house, I did simulate use of the suction cup by sticking this to various surfaces and jacking it off.  It didn’t budge.  I am reasonably sure that you will be able to stick this dildo to any clean, glossy or semi-glossy surface in your house.  Try tiles in your shower, your bedroom wall, a door (thrust by opening and closing!), the seat of a chair, or anything else you can think of.

The bottom line:

What more can I say?  The Buster is an uncomplicated dildo, and this is an uncomplicated review.  If you like girth, suction cups, and affordable sex toys, this is your dildo and you should not wait another moment to snap one up.  The Buster will definitely be seeing a lot of use!

Um, Babeland? I think I’m in love with you for sending me the Buster to review.